I would totally do that for a date lol
If someone did this for me for a date I would bang them on the spot under that masterpiece.
ideas for the future
Forget a date, I’d even just do that for myself.
1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
I'm not good at masturbation because compared to the real thing it just isn't happening.
2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
Neck, breasts, ears, my scalp, lower back,
3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
Nope, well, one time I felt close but it didn't happen.
5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
It doesn't hurt.
7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
Not really, but TJ is.
8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
I've never tried.
9. Do you like having your balls touched?
10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
11. Do you like having your anus touched?
12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
No thank you.
13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
14. Do you have any kinks?
15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
I'm not sure.
16. Do you pee in the shower?
When I'm alone.
17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
18. Have you had sex in the shower?
19. Do you like being naked?
Only in bed and the shower.
20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
Only close family and friends.
25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
Yes, yes, and no.
29. How many sexual partners have you had?
One and only one for the rest of my life.
30. How often do you masturbate?
31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
Nice weather today.
34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
I imagine having sex a lot with TJ but I never masturbate...I tease myself sometimes but, yeah.
35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
I tried not to laugh.
37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
Grace and I have compared breasts.
38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
39. Do you ever go commando?
When I'm around the guest house with TJ and we're not going anywhere, yes.
40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
41. How big is your penis?
42. Does your penis curve at all?
43. Which testicle hangs lower?
44. How big are your breasts?
45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
I'm pretty sure they're short and they aren't uneven but they're right near even.
46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
In the middle.
47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
With TJ...if he takes off his shirt, I'm good to go. Makes me want to purr...
50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
I don't really look for pleasure.
52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
53. Do you like your butt?
54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
I trim and in the summer I wax where necessary.
55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
No but TJ always keeps himself in line which I very much appreciate.
56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
Ow. No. My nipples are pierced and that was kinda painful enough for private areas.
58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
Um...can I just say TJ is very talented?
59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
That's all that happens when I try to masturbate.
60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
When I kept on trying they could last like an hour and a half until I gave up.
61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
Oh golly...ten or eleven? I think we're gonna break that record on our wedding night. ;)
62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
Depends on the position. When I'm on top, full body. If he's on top, full body...but like...if he's going down on me or something like that, it's usually just crotch-centric.
63. Spit or swallow?
64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
It's never happened.
66. Do you "squirt?"
I'm not sure...
67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Um...below public, yes.
70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
Almost all of them!
73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
The basement at the club.
74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
He has that effect on me.
76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
TJ has caught me trying to get myself off but then he just does it for me which is often how we start our little romps.
77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
No and no. TJ is mine and anyone else out there who would even consider it will be slapped. He's mine.
78. Do you own any sex toys?
I have one my mom bought me for the wedding shower but I don't think I'll be using it.
79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
I wouldn't know. I usually just want TJ or nothing at all. Call me original.
81. What are your favorite positions?
I like being on top.
82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
I don't think we've had one yet...
83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
I think I'm all right.
90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
TJ and I sometimes send dirty texts but nothing like we're having sex. Just usually what we want to do to each other when we get home. Sometimes its cute, too. :3
91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
92. Have you have phone sex?
93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
Um...I really don't know.
94. What's something you like about your body?
My breasts and my legs.
95. What's something you dislike about your body?
I'm not fond of my tummy sometimes but I really hate my feet.
96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
TJ's abs, dimples, eyes, hair, just TJ. x.x
97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
TJ on top of me.
98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
When I showered this morning.
100. Do you often imagine people naked?
I imagine TJ naked quite often.